《计划》砸诗录

By Ouyang Yu

早上，匿名群友放了一首诗，到“原乡Otherland砸诗群”求砸，诗如下：

计划


他的计划是这样的：

1月份拿下委内瑞拉

3月中下旬拿下伊朗


4月初彻底控制霍尔木兹海峡

牢牢控制住中东石油定价权

再次坚固美元与石油锁定关系


4月底，5月初拿下古巴

5月份，携大胜之后的余威

强行压制乌克兰妥协


成功调停俄乌冲突

有了这么一连串胜利垫底

5月中下旬来中国进行访问


趾高气昂跟中国讨价还价

用能源战略压迫中国开放稀土

访问中国前再跟日本进行一次会谈


等把这一切做完

6月份是他80大寿万国来贺

给他过一个最风光的生日


7月份是美国250周年国庆

印有他头像的钞票正式面世

八九月份，对全世界宣布自己


是美国历史上最伟大总统

11月份美国中期选举

自己赢了这么多次


那么民众一定会支持他

让他再赢一次

成为美国历史上最牛逼总统


功成身退，留芳千古

可惜这计划走到第二步

就出现了点小问题


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作者进行了删、加字，重拟标题，分行。

我一上来就说：多了烦了，不如来个清单诗，随手改了：

《计划》

计划是这样的：

1月拿下委内瑞拉

3月拿下伊朗

4月拿下China

5月拿下古巴

6月拿下blah blah blah

（等等等等）


最后拿下自己，到阎王殿支付欠了一生的利息 

然后我说：“完蛋，这等于成了我自己写的诗了”。又说：“标题或可改为：《拿下》。”

不久，群友任意说：“高手就是高手，计划经这么一改，立即上了一个档次！”又说：“即简节，又明了！”，然后把诗改成如下：

拿下


他的计划是这样的：

1月份拿下委内瑞拉

3月中下旬拿下伊朗


4月初拿下霍尔木兹海峡

4月底，5月初拿下古巴！

5月中下旬来去国进行访问

7月有他头像的钞票正式面世

八九月份，对全世界宣布自己

是美国历史上最伟大总统

可惜这计划走到第二步

就出了问题

最后只能拿下自己

到闫王殿支付了一生的利息


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