I went out this arvo to do some banking

By Ouyang Yu
and immediately started my in-situ picture-poetrying, as shown below, with captions written in Chinese. If you don't understand the language, it's your problem and I suggest you go and learn it before you die. If I have spent all my life learning English, why can't you spend a year of your own learning the good language?

50%的降价应该也适用于人：



关店之后，只有模特在站岗：



Mid-season?现在早就已经是late season了：



有史以来看到的最清冷现象：



对不起，依然拒绝戴口罩：



头照剃：



依然忙依然拒绝戴口罩：



社交距离线玻璃挡板等：



有的是看她们的时间而不被看：



不叫厕所，而叫阿米尼提斯，反正不让用了，叫什么都没用：



限量入店要入先等：



封城封国之后连椅子都封了：



至少，输店还照开，读输人，🈶️蝠了：



别致的扪把手：



久已不见飞的东西了应该叫它不明匪行物吧：













Comments

Jade said…
这几张图拍得有意思，嘻嘻，老师还是戴口罩比较好呀。
May 2, 2020 at 7:33 PM
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